Marigold Chew assumed that this latest fad of Dobson's would fizzle out within hours or days, and was disconcerted a week later to find dozens of pigs lolling around in the back garden.

'Of course not,' countered the out of print pamphleteer, and went into one of his sulks. 'You are going to become half man, half pig?' asked Marigold Chew. 'I am going to devote the rest of my life to what Mrs Beeton calls the 'powerful monitor in the brain of a pig'' he announced to Marigold Chew one rainy Wednesday morning in 1961, as they walked across the sodden fields towards the old kiosk for their breakfast crackers, 'And I will harness it!' he added, shouting. If he could harness its power, who knew what wonders might be achieved? He had never given much thought to pigs, but now he became obsessed with discovering the precise nature of that 'powerful monitor'. When he read these words, exactly one hundred years after their publication, a firestorm convulsed Dobson's brain. 'From the grossness of his feeding, from the large amount of aliment he consumes, his gluttonous way of eating it, from his slothful habits, laziness, and indulgence in sleep, the pig is particularly liable to disease, and especially indigestion, heartburn and affections of the skin,' wrote Isaballa Beeton in her Book Of Household Management (1861), continuing to note 'To counteract the consequence of a violation of the physical laws, a powerful monitor in the brain of a pig teaches him to seek for relief and medicine.' 'The wind was howling like a thousand.' - 28:20

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